Insurance for your iPod Files

Posted on 11th September 2006 in Uncategorized

Well, this has been too long in coming, but I’m glad to see it offered now. Nationwide Insurance is now offering coverage for “intangible assets” such as all the music stored on your iPod. This could’ve come in handy for my son, who has lost his entire music collection…twice!

Nationwide’s cover is for any download – ringtones, games, films or music – wherever it is held, be that a phone, PC, laptop or music player. The important point is that the owner will have to prove they have paid for the download.”

While proof may be a little problematic for some, I wonder if iTunes will at least provide a purchase history list upon request, since they DO keep that info.

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Clueless in Las Vegas

Posted on 31st July 2006 in Uncategorized

So, my wife and I finally went to see the DaVinci Code. Yeah, I know, but hey what’s more amazing than the fact that we hadn’t seen it yet was the fact that it was still in the theaters after what, nine months now?

Mostly, it was to assuage my fear that we even went to see it. You see, I’ve been suffering for the past few months from almost endless emails from various relatives telling me about the threat that The DaVinci Code posed to family values all across this land, to which I would invariably ask them “Have you seen the film yet?” “Well, no, I don’t want to support stuff like that!” “Well, how can you judge something you’ve never even seen/read??” I would then sometimes go on to explain to them what the word “fiction” means.

Yeah, I was pretty smug, but had the nagging fear that eventually one of them would ask “So, have you seen it?” So yeah, went and saw it, but in my defense, I had already read the book. Er, OK, hadn’t read the book but listened to the audiobook on the drive to E3 last year.

There. Conscience clear.

Anyway, I digress.

The clueless part….oh yeah. So we’re sitting there in the theater, near the end of the film when Tom Hanks is getting chased (you know, THAT part), when all at once I feel myself getting agitated. Something is building up inside me that is causing much discomfort and irritation. I finally realize: The lady sitting next to us is, get this, FILING HER NAILS!! In the theater! During the movie! With one of those big-ass fat files!

I was just about to lean over and hiss “What the hell do you think you’re doing?! This is a movie theater, fer cryin’ out loud! Would you like me to give you a chalkboard to scratch your nails on? That might be MORE fun!” when my wife calmly says to her “Would you mind not doing that, please?” in that way only wives can say things…

“Oh!……erm, sorry!”

I’ve never wished I’d had built-up excess gas so badly in all my life.

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50 Top Movie Endings of All Time

Posted on 28th July 2006 in Uncategorized

The Film Critic has a list of the 50 Top Movie Endings of All Time. I must say, I agree with a lot, but not all, and there are some most notably left out. Lost in Translation, and even Sixth Sense come to mind (at least for me).

Here’s the link. See if you agree…

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Partitions, Producers and Platform Independence

Posted on 12th June 2006 in Uncategorized

Yeah, so obligatory blog apology about being too busy to blog, yada yada blah blah shmow shmow.

Well, I’m reeling from a catastrophic computer failure last night that left me with the fun day of reinstalling windows and every application I have today. I was trying to partition my main drive last night, and the computer did what all computers love to do if you wait long enough: Prove To You That It Is In Fact They Who Are Overlords Of You And Not The Other Way Around. Yep, some glitch during the repartitioning left me with an unusable hard drive. Had to reformat and reinstall WinXP.

Fortunately for me, I’d finally gotten around to getting myself an external firewire drive to backup all my data on, so I didn’t lose the most important stuff: finances, family photos, etc. It sucks for sure, but it could’ve definitely been worse.

Took advantage of the situation to give myself a partition to install the beta of Windows Vista in, to see what that’s all about. Bottom line, it’s pretty, but SLOW and BUGGY, but hey, that’s why it’s beta, right?

Seeing as it’s the first weekend of summer, my daughter and I went to Hollywood video to get a weekend’s worth of DVDs, since it’s so hot during the day you can’t really actually DO anything around here. One of the movies we picked up was The Producers, which I’d already seen in the theater.

Bottom line on that is that it’s one of the few movies ever to make me laugh so hard and often that my sides hurt. It really is that funny, at least to me. Mel Brooks is really a master of comedy, as far as I’m concerned. He knows when to go over the top, and when to be subtle, which is so rare nowadays.

Best laugh in the film for me came over the credits, which I’m sure most people weren’t around for in the theaters. Will Farrell does a Celine Dionesque version of Der Gutan Tag Hop-Clop that had me in tears, wheezing. From the David Foster-ish arrangement to the Titanic Irish Whistle during the big key change, it was a masterful satire of the whole “gotta put a hit song over the credits, regardless of if it fits the rest of the movie style-wise” thing. If you have the DVD, don’t miss it, and don’t miss the final song after the credits, either.

Finally, Sean Stewart updated his site to include a really great article on Alternate Reality Gaming, which includes a list of what he thinks the Hallmarks of an ARG are. Very interesting read, for those of you interested in such things, and you know who you are.

For me, he was able to finally quantify something that I’d been unable to figure out, precisely. From his article:

“For both the Beast and I Love Bees, we refused to do interviews under our own names until very near the end. It’s OK to see the name of a book’s author on the cover—but imagine how jarring it would be if periodically the actual narrative of your Napoleonic era sea story was interrupted by someone reminding you it had been written by a little old lady named Doris who lived in a condo in Tampa and liked Siamese cats.

When there is no frame around a story, you have to be really careful about reminding the audience that it is, after all, “just” a story… “

Finally! All along I thought I was just being weird, or purist, or eliteist or something. It always bugged me when Puppetmasters (ARG developers) were so blatantly out from behind the curtain before and/or during their game, and I know many players have felt this way as well. Now I know why, as this makes perfect sense. It’d be like watching a film, and every 10 minutes they cut to a shot of the director telling you something about how he made this scene, or what it means, or something about his life.

Because ARGs typically take place on a “Platform Independent” stage, coming at us from all the normal channels of communication that we use every day in our lives, it totally ruins it when the puppetmasters are interviewed, or blog, or whatever, as it’s taking place in the same space as their creation.

Does that make sense? It does to me, now. Totally.

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