Pirate Recipes

Posted on 19th September 2008 in Uncategorized

In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, here are some of my favorite Pirate Recipes


Hard Tack

Mix a teaspoon of salt and a pound of flour. Add water to make yer dough. Flatten the dough and cut it into circles. Bake in a flat pan for two or three hours.

Maggoty Biscuit
Take a barrel of biscuits, leave them sit in the hold for a few weeks. Open when hungry and serve at ship temperature.

Gruel
Scrape whatever’s left off the bottom of the barrel, add water, boil. Serve hot.

Meat Pie
5 chicken livers
200 g of pork cut into piratey cubes
1 dl of cream salt and pepper
Mix everything into a greased tin and make a pie. Stuff the pie with yer piestuffing and shove it into the ship’s oven until ye see the liver turning dark grey. Serve hot.

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My Geek Top 100 (well, 71)

Posted on 18th September 2008 in Uncategorized

I was recently asked to take part of the GeeksOn Top 100 in honor of their 100th podcast (if you haven’t listened to GeeksOn, you really should). My top 100 things was compiled with the likes of other “Geek Luminaries” such as Bear McCreary, Composer for BSG to give their master list of the Top 100 Geeky things in various categories, which they countdown in their 100th podcast.

Anyway, here’s the list I submitted to them, for what it’s worth (I already know there’s a couple things I would change/add that I missed, but oh well…):


Books (both Individual and Series):


10. The Light of Other Days (Arthur C. Clarke)                                  
9.   Angela’s Ashes   (Frank McCourt)
8.   Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series (Douglas Adams)                                   
7.   Galveston (Sean Stewart)                                    
6.   The Dead Zone  (Stephen King)                                  
5.   Space Trilogy  (C.S. Lewis)                                   
4.   Lord of the Rings Trilogy  (J.R.R. Tolkein)                                 
3.  Orbiting the Giant Hairball  (Gordon MacKenzie)                                   
2.  Pattern Recognition   (William Gibson)                                 
1.  Cryptonomicon  (Neal Stephenson)


Comics and Graphic Novels:
Abstained, although I would’ve put The Long Halloween there, since it’s really about the only one I’ve read.


TV series:
10. Mythbusters
9.  Star Trek TNG                                   
8.  Lost (except for Season 2)                                   
7.  Black Adder                                  
6.  The Twilight Zone (original series, half-hour episodes only)                                   
5.  House                                   
4.  Amazing Race                                    
3.  Seinfeld
2.  Firefly                                    
1.  Battlestar Galactica (2003)


Movies:
11. This is Spinal Tap (and all the subsequent Chris Guest mockumentaries, really)
10. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (“May I take your trident, sir?”)
9.   Amelie (I secretly think this film was the inspiration for Alternate Reality Games as we know them today)                                  
8.   Lost in Translation (when seen in the theater, not on DVD, where you lose the feeling of loneliness or…something)                             
7.   A Fish Called Wanda (“Don’t call me stupid!”) 
6.   Star Wars series (Episodes IV, V and VI only, original versions)                                  
5.   The Prestige (and Bowie as Tesla? C’mon!)                                                                   
4.   The Dark Knight (Best superhero film ever…but I may be biased)                                  
3.   Children of Men                                   
2.   The Matrix                                   
1.   Blade Runner


Animation (TV or Movie):
10. My Friend Totoro
9.   Jonny Quest (the original TV series, also the best cartoon theme song ever)                                     
8.   Monsters, Inc.                                    
7.   Emperor’s New Groove                                    
6.   Finding Nemo                                    
5.   The Animatrix                                   
4.   Toy Story 2                                  
3.   Beauty and the Beast                                    
2.   Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers                                   
1.   The Incredibles


Video Games:
10.  Roller Coaster Tycoon 3                                   
9.  Zuma                                    
8.  City of Heroes                             
7.  Command & Conquer series
6.  Grim Fandango                                     
5.  Tetris 
4.  Portal                                  
3.  Myst                                     
2.  Bioshock                                     
1.  Half Life 2


Board Games and RPGʼs: (abstain)


People: (abstain, as most of my favorite people are alive, and I don’t want to, ya know, make them get all big-headed or something)


Organizations / Companies:
(Wow, tough. These are either organizations I really admire or would work for in a heartbeat.)
10. Electronic Frontier Foundation                                     
9.   Netflix                                    
8.   Red Cross                                   
7.   NASA                                  
6.   Mutant Enemy                                 
5.   Disney (pre/post-Eisner)                                    
4.   Google                                    
3.  42 Entertainment                                     
2.   Pixar                                 
1.   Apple


Gadgets:
10. Studfinder (Just what it says: it finds studs in walls. It’s like magic!)                                      
9.   Roomba                                    
8.   My Wireless Router                                  
7.   Blu-Ray/DVD Player                                    
6.   Universal Remote                                    
5.   PS3/Xbox360/Wii (yeah, in that order)                                    
4.   Tom Tom/GPS (until turn-by-turn comes to iPhone)
3.   Game Boy (original-saved me on two flights to Japan with nothing to read)                                   
2.   iPod                                    
1.   iPhone

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The Game

Posted on 17th September 2008 in Uncategorized

The Game
In the end, it’s all about player trust…

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Stupid IE

Posted on 16th September 2008 in Uncategorized

Please excuse the mess as I find a new theme for this thing, since I just found out the old one didn’t render at all in IE.

Sheesh.

ETA: Fixed. Sorry about that….

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